So, I really held off on mentioning the recent video of Brandon Davis (a.k.a Richie Rich who used to date Mischa Barton) and Paris Hilton trash talking Lindsay Lohan. And no, it wasn't because I heart La Lohan. I just honestly didn't want to hear the slur of expletives and totally gross references coming out of Brandon's mouth or give the video any more popularity. But, per usual, curiosity got the better of me, and I watched the ridiculous tape.
To spare you the pain, here are the (censored) low points:
Brandon: Lindsay has a fire (female body part). It smells like (bodily function).
Paris: giggle, giggle, giggle
Brandon: And who would want to (expletive) her? Would you (expletive) her? Would you? Her dad's hotter than her.
Paris: giggle, giggle, giggle
Brandon: I think she's worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel in New York.
Paris: giggle, giggle, giggle
I came away from the experience with 3 main thoughts:
1. Obviously nobody taught Brando that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
2. Lindsay Lohan must have totally rejected him or committed some other heinous crime for him to go on such a rant
3. Brandon is GROSS.
Have you guys seen the video? Am I the only who thinks Brandon's disgusting? Anyone surprised that Paris didn't really chime in?
