Fire Crotch Man Goes to Rehab

Brandon Davis, the spoiled brat who went on an apparent drug or alcohol fueled rampage over Lindsay Lohan, is looking at 28 days... in rehab.

According to TMZ, the oil heir -- who once dated Mischa Barton (but I don't know what she saw in him) -- checked into Passages in Malibu last week. The $75,000-a-month center is frequented by celebrity clientele.

"Yes, I am checking into rehab today," the greasy-haired heir reportedly told In Touch earlier in the day at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. "I am on my way right now."

Last month, loser Brandon, who had apparently overindulged while d&ding (drinking & drugging), was captured on camera screaming about Lindsay Lohan. He made numerous crude comments -- all captured on film by the paparazzi -- about Lindsay's anatomy and dubbed her "Fire Crotch." Throughout his tantrum, equally ridic Paris Hilton looked on laughing her boney little buttocks off.

In Friday's Page Six, there was an item that said Brandon's family was insisting that he check into rehab after publicly humiliating their family. They reportedly thought a trip to rehab would be be good PR for their fam.

It's sorta too bad that this brat isn't being sent to scrub toilets somewhere. 28 days in a posh rehab facility doesn't seem like sufficient punishment for such a vile person.


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