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Think of your favorite singer. Now imagine how excited you would be to see that person perform live. Now multiply that feeling by 1 million. That's where Keisha Ervin was when she made this amazing YouTube video after attending Brandy Norwood's concert.
The St. Louis-based fiction author turned on her webcam the second she walked in the door and let her feelings come flying out. The result? Possibly the most entertaining 10 minutes (yep, it's long!) of video footage to ever hit the web. Watch for yourself below -- but be warned: The language is totally NSFW!
So far the video, which was posted on April 6, has more than 11,000 views -- but we're guessing that number will skyrocket in the next few days. (And we'd put money on a Tosh.0 appearance!) In fact, it's so hilariously awesome, that Miss Brandy herself gave it her stamp of approval. The singer tweeted at Keisha on April 12, saying: "TV awaits you!"
The video speaks for itself -- but just for fun, we've rounded up our favorite quotes. (You know, of the few that we can actually write here.) Enjoy!
"When I walked into that concert, it dawned on me that this is what Blue Ivy felt when she shot through Beyonce's sweet p***."
"When I tell you that I stand for Beyonce -- and you all know I go in for Miss Bey. But the only other B that has a place in my heart is Miss Brandy Norwood."
"The riffs that come out of her voice are like spawns from unicorns and rainbows."
"Seeing Brandy perform was better than any orgasm I've ever had, any box of Popeyes chicken I've ever eaten, or any television show I've ever watched, such as Love & Hip Hop Atlanta or Bad Girls Club."
"If Brandy comes to your town, you better buy a motherf****n ticket...I am not playing. Because she is giving you everything."