Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be naming their own child, thank you.
According to one rumor, the governor of Namibia – where Brangelina have been holed up for the last month – would be visiting the hospital after baby Jolie-Pitt arrived to bestow a Namibian name of his choosing on the child.
I knew that sounded ridiculous, so I'm happy to report that's not true. Brad and Angelina will be naming their own kid. Let's just hope they skim through our suggestions first. We have over 400 at this point.
As for reports that the baby's birthday is going to become a Namibian national holiday, that's not happening either. A local radio station took a poll to ask listeners whether they thought the Brangelina baby should be given that honor, but no official action has been taken to make it happen. As for that poll? The results have been 50-50.
And the waiting continues…