Brangelina: Does Anyone Still Care?
If I see another magazine cover with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston on it, I'm going to be sick. I'm a gal who loves to read the latest gossip -- I run to the newsstand on Wednesday mornings for the new weeklies and pore over each page -- but lately all the mags have the same recycled stories and photos. And the headlines are ridiculous: "Jen Curses Out Brad," "Brad and Angelina's New Life" and "Angelina Speaks!" Hey, Star, if Angelina is going to speak, we'll make a fair assumption that she isn't spilling anything to you guys. So stick to those more "serious" journalism pieces, will ya? Like the story on how Jessica Simpson's butt has gone flat. Now that was four pages of thoroughly researched material. Please, gossip gods, give me some fresh new material. I'm barely hanging on.
