Brangelina Photos: Found!
So the mystery of Brangelina's missing baby shower photos have been solved. Who's to blame? Her brother.
James Haven was in Namibia with his sis and snapped some photos at her baby shower. Fast-forward two weeks, he's back in the States and his camera is on the blink. He takes it to Best Buy and because it's under warranty, he asked them to ship it off to get fixed... without removing his memory card!
The camera is shipped to a camera shop in Connecticut, where a Joe Camera Guy starts fixing the cam... and notices that there are photos -- of Angelina Jolie -- on it. Jackpot!
Joe Camera Guy tries to sell the photos -- he has a coworker as a coconspirator at this point -- by sending out this email:
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am contacting you because I have recently acquired some digital photos (450 pictures). On this memory stick are personal photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their children. These photos are in thier [sic] home and on vacation, are good quality and are close up. I am contacting you...to see what these photos may be worth.
The photos could be worth... jail time. The police seized his computer and they're turning the case over to the Los Angeles DA's office.
Nice try, guy.