Breaking: Britney Purchases Panties!
After a week of flashing her panty-free crotch more times than a Scores stripper, TMZ.com reports that Britney has purchased panties. The transaction took place at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood, where she spent more than $3,000 on thongs and things.
On her receipt:
a camisole and thong for $1,315
a bustier and thong for $510
a black corset and matching red thong for $300
a yellow bra and thong for $333
Brit -- who TMZ.com reports is a 36C just in case you were trying to size her up -- was shopping with a female friend at the store, tried on all her purchases and was even overheard saying, "I could live here."
Don't worry about living there, hon. Just make sure you add your new purchases to your wardrobe. We're all snatched out.