Britney & Perry Sitting in a Tree...
The press is going crazy about Britney's "manny." The guy -- Perry Taylor -- is like a superstar now. It's insane. So what's the dealio? He's actually her new bodyguard and he's assigned to take care of Sean Preston... unlike, say, the baby's own father. This is Britney's smartest move in months -- hiring a hot guy to cater to her. Perhaps she's not as dumb as we think.
The O'Hurley Spawn
Creepy John O'Hurley and his wife are expecting a kid. I don't know why the man creeps me out so badly, he just does.
Angelina's New Tattoo & Fake Baby?
Angelina Jolie has a new tattoo -- where Billy Bob Thornton's name used to be. What is it? They’re the latitude and longitude coordinates for Cambodia (Maddox’s birthplace) and Ethiopia (Zahara’s birthplace). Will Namibia will be next?
N11º 33’ 0” E104º 51’ 00”
N09º 02’ 00” E038º 45’ 00”
Meanwhile, I'm wondering... Do you think the baby in the photo with Brangelina is really their kid? As Lindsey pointed out -- she looks old for a one-week-old newborn. And I'm wondering why they're so into showing off their kid. Perhaps they hired a stunt baby for the day? Just a thought...
The iVillage parenting team of experts, however, says, "We think she really does look like a one-week old baby, but why not compare her pix to the pix of "real" babies labeled "newborn" in our Snap Happy baby gallery." So, go ahead, browse through the cutie-pa-tootie kiddies and then make your own baby Brangelina call.