Rate the Mate: Britney's BF

I'm sure you've noticed that I haven't mentioned Britney's new boyfriend. I was hoping the K-Fed look-alike was just a fling and that he too would pass. But Us Weekly is reporting that the wife beater lover, Isaac Cohen, is changing diapers, so you know what that means -- Britney's probably going to marry the sleazeball! Though she's not having his baby... yet!

She'd so so much smarter if she just wrote him a check for $10 million and called it a day.

Which brings me to... Britney's fondness for this fella. She digs him. She thinks he's supafly. She probably braids his armpit hair when he wears said wife beaters. But would you? No, not braid his armpit hair... Would you date the guy? Hold hands? Play kissy face?

I want you to rate Britney's new mate. Cool? Drool? Fool? Put in your two cents.

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