Evidence of Britney's Fine Mothering Skills

So I was out of town for the whole Britney almost drops her baby thing. But don't think I missed it. As soon as I saw the photos, I wanted to grab a bullhorn -- like a cop uses to talk down a gun-toting, deranged criminal -- and say: Britney, put down the baby. That girl is a menace to that child. Free Sean Preston!

Okay, now that I've gotten that off my chest, I must share the video footage of said incident with you. Of course you can see Britney nearly drop her accessory child, but there are two parts that are even better: First, Britney looks right into the camera after she almost drops her kid and says: "This is why I need a gun." Scary thought. Second, I don't know what the hell she's wearing, but her top is white and totally backless, yet she's wearing a totally visable black bra. And then her g-string is out of her pants and around her mid-section. So I think she probably almost dropped Sean Preston because of her killer wedgie.

From parenting to panties, that girl is a complete and utter mess.

PS: TMZ.com also reports that pottymouth Brandon Davis called Lindsay Lohan to apologize. I hope she was a mean girl back.

 

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