Britney Spears Shows Up for Deposition
I swear I got excited when I heard that Britney Spears actually showed up for her scheduled deposition today with Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan. I thought that maybe, just maybe, Britney had come out of the fog she was living in -- a mucked up life filled with bad pink hair, creepy paparazzi photographers, and aimless trips to various gas station bathrooms -- and had a moment of clarity. I really thought she was going to do something smart. Wrong again!
Britney showed up alright -- nice of her, since she missed the five previous appointments -- and was gone in a blink of an eye. Brit was scheduled for a two hour session, but because she arrived at the lawyer's office an hour-and-a-half late, their time was limited. When the press asked Mark if he got everything he needed, he replied, "In 14 minutes?" He did say she gave a reason for her tardiness (which he didn't reveal), and that another deposition had been scheduled.
He's no dummy -- the more appointments they can make, the more Britney will miss, and it will only strengthen Kevin's case against her. I've so had enough of Britney for one day -- she pains me.
