Britney Spears Starring in The Bodyguard Sequel

And IIIIIIIIIIII will always love you. Britney Spears's new man -- identified by Us Weekly as "Damon" -- is a bit of a superhero. After all, this is the guy who swept in and saved little Sean Preston from getting to know some New York City asphalt really well last year. Yep, she's dating her bodyguard. Not so charming in the photo, right? Well, Nicole Richie didn't find ole Damon so charming either when she hired him to guard her in 2006. She fired him after two weeks because she reportedly couldn't stand him. He probably suggested that she eat or something totally ridiculous and inappropriate like that.

Anyway, Damon definitely looks better than he did last year in the above photo because he has lost his porn 'stache. He's almost handsome. Almost. But, if Britney likes him, you know he's some type of freak weirdo. Her taste in guys is a prime-time Dr. Phil special. For more on the Britster, check out Britney Spears's Most Outrageous Moments and Britney Spears's Daily Fashion Don'ts.

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