Another thing starlets have in common besides bad taste in men, addiction, rehab and bizarre obsessions with adopting (then neglecting) animals? They can't friggin' drive!
Britney Spears was on her way to pick up some supplies at a Good Earth Vitamins yesterday. While attempting to park, the hot mess hit a parked car with her Benz... then again with her car door! According to the watching 'razzi, she quickly assessed the damage to her vehicle, then headed inside -- with one of her pups -- to shop. Well, at least she was sober... I think.