I'd like to commend Britney Spears for taking the time to send photo agency X-17 a letter, apologizing for her crazy umbrella freak out, but I don't really understand it. Here's how the note reads: Dear X-17, I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got a little carried away with my role! Britney Um, what? If Britney wanted to make amends for the whole bashing in the windows of the SUV thing and screaming like she'd been possessed by Satan, why not just cop to having a bad day? The above letter about some wacky movie role is just transparent and sad.