I enjoyed this morning's entry about wacky Fergie's airplane drama. Girl is a hot mess. But doesn't it seem like every day there's an obnoxious new story about a celebrity in the middle of a serious meltdown? Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Isaiah Washington, Michael Richards... the list is friggin' endless. I must say that I like reading these train wreck stories though. I feel way better about the state of affairs in "Suzy Land" when Britney is trying to impale strangers with a golf umbrella. Maybe to kick things up, I'll try some of her action heroine moves on the next rainy day with my Totes... though carrying an umbrella in Manhattan is dangerous enough (a zillion spokes coming at cha!) without simultaneously swinging it Jackie Chan style.Back to the crazies, we have a new slide show on Celebrity Meltdowns that I think you'll like. Lots of fun photos of celebrities foaming at the mouth and such. Nothing better.