Quote of the Day "I'm really happy for him. I'm even happier for our daughter [15-year-old Dakota] because her trust fund is going to be really healthy." --The ever-obnoxious Melanie Griffith on the coincidence that she and ex-hubby Don Johnson are both starring in shows on the WB this fall
Aniston's Love Letters for Sale Poor Jen can't catch a break. Everywhere she goes she sees images of her ex, Brad Pitt, with his new luva, Angelina Jolie -- on magazine covers, billboards and even the big screen. Now comes news that Jen's teenage sweetheart is hawking mementos from their brief relationship on eBay. Among the items up for bid -- bidding starts this Friday at $100,000 -- are a birthday card made from toilet paper that Jen gave the guy when she was 15. Sounds like the crap this jerk is selling should be flushed, not auctioned, and our Jen should be left alone.
Courtney Not Showing Dave Grohl Any Love Courtney Love, who may or may not have OD'ed last week at a music-industry event, has reignited her battle over royalty rights with Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl. Grohl was in Nirvana with Love's late husband, Kurt Cobain. "He's been taking money from my child for years," Court seethes in the August issue of Spin. We think the ol' girl needs to channel all that anger into getting healthy, not picking fights. And speaking of overdoses, troubled country singer Mindy McCready was hospitalized for one on Friday after collapsing in a Florida hotel.
Brit Blabber Sienna Miller, who must have adopted the "don't get mad, get even" mantra in the wake of the Jude Law 'Nannygate' fiasco, was flirting up a storm with Orlando Bloom over the weekend at a polo match. (Check out photos of them canoodling here.) The duo had a brief romance four years ago. According to the Mirror, Sienna, who was sitting on Orly's lap, "was really letting her hair down" and knocking back quite a bit of champagne. "To all intents and purposes, she looked like a single woman." Meanwhile, London's other hot couple, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, are reportedly on the outs again. Kate was miffed when Pete took part in a street brawl the other night, so she's been seeking solace in the arms of the very married Johnny Knoxville. But don't worry, Pete and Kate fans -- we predict they'll reunite faster than Pete can fire up his crack pipe.
Quick Hits In his ongoing quest to bed women as young as his daughters, Bruce Willis tried out a supertacky pickup line on a college sophomore the other night, while partying at the Tropicana in L.A. The gem? "What are your plans for sex tonight?" asked the 50-year-old father of three. The horrified coed reportedly made a hasty exit. Jane Fonda announced that in March she is going on a cross-country tour to protest the Iraq war. Subsequently, veterans everywhere announced that they hate "Hanoi Jane" even more than they did before. The 2005 VMA nominations were announced yesterday. P. Diddy will host the ceremony from Miami on August 28. The photographer accused of trying to extort money from Cameron Diaz was found guilty yesterday of forgery, perjury and attempted grand theft. That's what he gets for messing with an Angel.