The 35 Funniest Things Ever Said About Sex, Love and Relationships

Say what?! These funny quotes about sex, love and relationships are not only hilarious -- but totally true, too! (36 Photos)

Emily Winter on Oct 5, 2012 at 4:41PM

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The 35 Funniest Things Ever Said About Sex, Love and Relationships

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Celebrities Talk About Sex, Love and Relationships


From Marilyn Monroe and Benjamin Franklin to Steve Martin and Chris Rock -- read the funniest things ever said about dating, love and relationships.

Marilyn Monroe on Being Naked
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

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