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Charlie Sheen – who just launched a clothing line for kids called Sheen Kidz – has a major, major potty mouth. The Smoking Gun has transcripts of six voicemails that he left his soon-to-be ex-wife Denise Richards last year. Ole boy has quite a vocabulary of bad words… not that I don't. But I'm not a star of a primetime family show, so who @!$% cares what cusses I utter. Meanwhile, on last night's Access Hollywood, there was footage of Denise Richards on a four-day getaway with new beau Richie Sambora. That's right – I told you yesterday that Denise is dating her friend Heather Locklear's estranged husband. Interestingly, Denise and Richie were together on Friday, when the whole Denise/Charlie drama broke. Photogs caught her on the balcony of Richie's beachside apartment, talking on the phone and blotting her eyes with a tissue. But that seemed to be the only time she was feeling down – there are tons of photos of them making out all over the place all weekend. Potty Mouth Charlie gave an interview to Access on Saturday in which he told them that he and Denise basically didn't work from day one. So why the hell did they have two children and get married? Celebrities have the most complicated lives.