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Apparently even goddesses have their limits, and raging warlocks have romantic problems. According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen suddenly found himself the most eligible Vatican warlock assassin on Earth when his last remaining live-in "goddess," Natalie Kenly, moved out of his "Sober Valley Ranch" bachelor pad late last week.
Kenly, 24, accompanied Sheen, 45, on his Torpedo of Truth live tour, and had been dating him for about six months. She also helped care for Sheen's 2-year-old twin sons, Bob and Max. Sheen didn't appear too fazed by this latest development -- although he did admit, speaking of himself in the third person, that breakups are "not a common thing for the Masheen."
Cavalier though the "Masheen" may seem, he did demand that Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her.
Sources tell TMZ that Sheen celebrated Kenly's departure by taking home three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia and Colombia -- just hours after Kenly slammed the door. Perhaps he's looking for a new harem of goddesses now that the old crew has abandoned him.
Though Sheen says it's "not a common thing" for a woman to leave him, his recent history tells a different story. In April, another goddess, adult film actress Bree Olsen, tried to break up with Sheen -- but briefly reprised her goddess role before breaking up with him for good via text message. Sheen also has a couple of recent ex-wives in Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller.
One can't imagine that Sheen, a man who is full of "tiger blood," will be single for long. After all, it's ever so convenient to have a goddess on hand who can double as a live-in babysitter.
