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Mac Attack Burger
This crazy Frankenstein creation -- a burger between fried mac 'n' cheese -- was invented at the Rockit Burger Bar in Chicago.
Peanut Butter Sandwich
But peanut butter and jelly are like... peanut butter and jelly! Can American cheese (or any cheese, for that matter) really break up that match made in sweet, sticky heaven?
A shop in Merida, Venezuela serves up an odd flavor of ice cream: spaghetti and cheese. Does the meatball come in a separate cone?
Mac and cheese pancakes: Unless the cheese in question is ricotta, we'll pass.
Duh, melted cheese on a hot dog ain't nothing new. But in Seattle, they top their ballpark franks with cream cheese. A bagel vendor (natch) invented the outta-left-field combo.
Apparently salty manchego or Parmesan cheeses pair well with creamy, sweet Nutella for a fancy-schmancy grilled cheese. Or go extra gooey with some Brie.
We're already trying to get the thought of this gluey, rich fudge made with Velvetta off the roof of our mouth.
Topping the fruit with goopy cheese spread seems, well, bananas.
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This could be some sort of college frat hazing ritual. Dude, you have to take a shot of the moldy cheese vodka!
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According to the DIY book Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz, you can remove grease from your laundry thanks natural enzymes in the processed cheese stuff! Drop a glob on the stain, let stand for 5-10 minutes and wash. But really, wouldn't using a stain removing stick be easier?
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In Wisconsin (obviously), a local cheese-making plant teamed up with the highway department to tackle icy roads by providing salty cheese whey to use in the winter months instead of the usual magnesium chloride. Beware though, that yellow snow isn't cheese!
Hey, this wouldn't be a funny story without a cat, would it?