In a very un-Hollywood turn of events, Chris Rock has passed a paternity test -- and is not the father of alleged scammer Kali Bowyer's 13-year-old son. Chris and his wife, Malaak, released have released this statement: "After multiple lies, including that Chris refused to establish paternity and after finding out [Bowyer] has an extensive criminal record, we personally asked the court to help us establish paternity . . . Last week, it was concluded through DNA testing that Chris is not the father." The funny man intends to pursue "all legal remedies" against Bowyer and is asking her to give any money she made from the tabloids to Georgia charities for disadvantaged boys and girls. I bet Eddie Murphy is pissed. Come to think of it, he's probably the kid's father.