Well, that was fast!
I was already gearing up the microwave for the tons of Orville Redenbacher I was planning on popping for the big Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook divorce saga that never was. I was counting on lots of specific, dirty details on the affair Sneaky Pete had with his assistant (which I sort of got), and all kinds of good web porn stories that would go on for months.
Unfortunately for me (and my popcorn addiction) the divorce case was settled today, just a week after it began. But good news for Christie, who got custody of their two kids and some property. Decent news for Peter, too, who walks away from the marriage with $2.1 mil and a soiled (bad choice of words, I know) rep.
"I'm really glad that today we found some peace," said the Supermodel. "It's to me a very bittersweet moment because it really is the death of a marriage."
FYI, this is Christie's third union gone wrong.
Step away from the altar, Christie.
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