Yadda, yadda -- she lost the baby weight. But what everyone is really talking about is how big Christina Aguilera's post-baby boobs are. Come on -- you can't ignore them and she certainly hasn't been hiding them -- so it makes sense that she would tell Us Weekly just how enormous those babies are. Right?
"It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before," the new mom told the mag. "I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"
Hilarious? Not to me. I was back wearing a Barely B cup on my way home from giving birth to my son. Not that I'd want to be schlepping around melons the size of Christina's -- her back has to hurt -- but some slightly bigger lady lumps would have been nice. Some people have all the luck...