WATCH: Christina Applegate's Hilarious Pregnant Pole-Dancing Spoof

The pregnant star bares her baby bump as she grinds on the pole, teaching other moms-to-be how to be sexy

 

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Pregnancy may be making Christina Applegate feel "a little cuckoo" -- but it certainly hasn't made the actress lose her sense of humor!

In a new "Funny or Die" video, a ready-to-pop Applegate (who is expecting her first child with fiance Martyn LeNoble) plays a pregnant dancer named Roxy Fedaro promoting a workout DVD called Prenatal Pole Dancing.

With Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" playing in the background, Applegate, 38, hilariously bumps and grinds in booty shorts, high heels and fishnet stockings.

"Because you're a total fat*** you don't feel sexy anymore," Applegate tells her potential customers. To boost their self esteem, she recommends they try her method of "Seducedence." (That's seductive and confidence put together, FYI!) 

"Prenatal pole dancing works," she insists. "Because when men see pregnant women they know she's down for sex." And in case Applegate's one-liners aren't enough to have you cracking up, the visuals of the mom-to-be trying to look sexy are sure to do the trick.

Applegate isn't the only actress to go for laughs in the clip. She's joined by Glee star Jessalyn Gilsig and Reno 911 funny lady Wendi McLendon-Covey, who play fellow pregnant Prenatal Pole Dancing enthusiasts.

Watch the entire uproarious (and occasionally NSFW) clip below. And remember: "When you start pole dancing, men can't handle it...And they want to fondle it!"

 

 

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