The City - The Jay-dy Doth Protest Too Much

Previously: There were two A-holes -- self-explanatory. Jay suffered the consequences of befriending one and/or both of them, ultimately causing Whitney to suffer the consequences of dating Jay for a plot line. Part of said plot line involved Jay maybe being a cheater, even though he and Whitters weren't exclusive at the time. Now they are exclusive, but a group trip to Miami is set to stir up old escandalos...

We open at One Model Management, where both Erin and A-holette should be working. Naturally, they are gossiping. A-holette is sad she has to actually work this weekend and, thus, can't come with the gang to Miami. She looks like death warmed over, btw. Just how I like my models! A-holette notes she'll be shooting with a guy, and it should be very sexy. Erin asks if A-hole is okay with that, and she basically admits he's a jealous bastard, despite the fact that he's a notoriously unfaithful piece of crap. Just in case you're holding your breath for these two to grow the f*ck up, A-holette naughtily admits she's okay stoking the flames of A-hole's jealousy. Erin dispenses another one of her slutty platitudes -- girlfriend could write a book, y'all -- advising, "A little flirting never killed anybody."

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