My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
"My wife loves to shop. Spends all my money. One week she was sick
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven't spoken to my husband in 18 months
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are beautiful.
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