I couldn't believe it either, people, but TMZ.com is reporting that American Idol's Clay Aiken is going to be a father.
Apparently he and his producer/best friend (a woman), the forty-something (some say 50) Jaymes Foster are having a baby. Before your mind is completely blown, this was, in fact, a case of artificial insemination. And exhale...
But Clay is reportedly in it for the long haul -- he wants to be a part of the kid's life.
Imagine how often Clay got beaten up in the school yard as a kid. Now imagine being Clay Aiken's kid. It's just not fair, I tell you.