It's official: American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken is a dad!
His female best friend, who became pregnant via artificial insemination (with Clay's DNA), gave birth this morning to a baby boy named Parker Foster Aiken.
Clay's mom said that Clay is "smiling from ear-to-ear."
I'm probably the only one thinking this, but I hope the baby gets Clay's pre-Idol genes; not his post-Idol ones.
P.S. My coworker just cracked me up when she said, "That's like having Michael Jackson's baby." Anyone agree?