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These days, a female celebrity can’t eat more than a few berries and sip some coconut water without landing SPLAT! in a magazine with a giant arrow pointing to her torso and the word, “Pregnant?!” screaming at her belly. Eva Longoria, Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Mariah Carey have all been called out for their so-called "baby bumps" which were more likely “spicy tuna” bumps or “Pellegrino bumps”; Khloe Kardashian was the most recent victim. What cows, huh? I mean, how dare they walk around IN PUBLIC with abs that aren’t perfectly flat or even concave? Pregnancy with twins would be the only acceptable excuse.
Now, though, they may not need an excuse: I just received a press release from KYMARO Body Shapers promising me that "The trick to disguise that gut, whether baby bump or bloat, is our new Body Shaper, designed with a special technology to provide comfort, while smoothing lumps and disguising bumps." Basically, they’re like belly Spanx and for $39.99, they can make the first trimester woman in your life look seven pounds slimmer.
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