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What you cook:
whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.comIn your early 20’s you try to master a few basic, healthy recipes.
In your late 20’s you’ve really progressed, you try out complicated recipes to impress a date. You’ve got it going on. Just like Bey.
But then sometimes kids happen in your 30’s, which results in a lot of this:
pardonmyfranglais.tumblr.comAnd you’re back to mushy food and microwaves.
whatshouldglotzbachcallme.tumblr.comIn your early 20’s you have like, one pot and a wooden spoon your mom gave you. Maybe.
josmiles.tumblr.comIn your late 20’s you’ve got great appliances and you know how to use a few of them.
fuckyeahtoryparty.tumblr.comIn your 30’s you have too many cooking appliances, and like, you never use any of them. When will you ever have time to make pasta from scratch when you have a full time job AND a kid?
Who you cook for:
lucinagres.tumblr.comIn your early 20’s you are all about potlucks and hosting dinner parties for your super cool friends.
rothbergproblems.tumblr.comBut in your late 20’s you appreciate cooking for yourself just because you can.
ateverandeversight.tumblr.comAnd in your 30’s you make an insane amount of food for your kids and spouse who can’t seem to eat enough.
Small PregameThis is an appropriate dinner party drink in your 20’s.
hoyabetches.tumblr.comIn your late 20’s you start drinking expensive, sophisticated wine.
trueobsession.tumblr.comAnd in your 30’s you sneak booze into the adult punch at your kid’s birthday party because you start getting desperate.
dembangs.tumblr.comIn your early 20’s you eat all the dessert at a dinner party. Even the gross stuff just because it’s there.
ateverandeversight.tumblr.comIn your late 20’s you cut it down to just one ice cream cone a day.
soakingbagel.tumblr.comIn your 30’s you steal your kid’s oreos after they go to bed.
How you do dishes:
operationskinnymini.tumblr.comIn your early 20’s you do dishes by hand and it feels like this.
whatshouldblondegirlscallme.tumblr.comHow you feel when you upgrade to a dishwasher in your late 20’s.
superficialy.co.vuIn your 30’s you upgrade to two dishwashers because have too many kids.