Roswell The Alien Sculpture
Every garden needs a sweet little extra-terrestrial.
Roswell The Alien Sculpture, $89.95 at Skymall.com
Black Forest Ent Tree Statue
Don’t worry; its bark is worse than its bite.
Black Forest Ent Tree Statue, $139 at Skymall.com
Velociraptor Dinosaur Sculpture
This terrifying 5-ft tall screaming Velociraptor is the perfect complement for your spring Begonias.
Velociraptor Dinosaur Sculpture, $2,2500 at Skymall.com
Green Thumb Garden Statues
Who has one big thumb, a creepy garden and no friends? This guy.
Green Thumb Garden Statues, $39.95-$109.95 at Skymall.com
Bigfoot Tree Yeti Sculpture
Peek-a-boo never gets old with this yeti.
Bigfoot Tree Yeti Sculpture, $69.95 at Skymall.com
Zombie of Montclaire Moors
Guarantee your guests a sinking feeling with this flesh hungry guy.
Zombie of Montclaire Moors, $99.95 at Skymall.com
Chauncey The Confused Chimp
Oh Chauncey, we don’t understand your existence either.
Chauncey The Confused Chimp, $275 at Skymall.com
Oswald Baby Orangutan Statue
Someone get this Orangutan some Olay, stat!
Oswald Baby Orangutan Statue, $35 at Skymall.com
Dread, The Dangling Dragon
“I don’t see the problem officer, I just asked the neighbors to come by to check out my dangling dragon”.
Dread, The Dangling Dragon, $59.95 at Skymall.com
Poison Oak Of Nottingham Woods
Haunted tree people, rejoice.
Poison Oak Of Nottingham Woods, $29.95 at Skymall.com