It’s St. Patrick’s Day weekend, which makes it the perfect weekend to, ahem, get lucky. From picking up an Irishman like a pro to the inevitable – and embarrassing -- late-night text, don’t miss these great love and sex must-reads from around the web.
How to Pick Up an Irish Bartender
Here’s one way to tap into the luck of the Irish: pick up that Colin Farrell look-alike bartender on Saturday. While the bar is super crowded with single women, use this guide from HowAboutWe to find St. Patrick’s day love – or luck under the sheets. You’ll smoke the amateur competition with foolproof Irish pick-up methods. Cheers!
Fetishes Gone Wild(er)
Sure, you may be Team Edward all the way, but do you find drinking blood sexy? Does your childhood teddy bear turn you on? Yeah -- probably not, but some people are into way kinky stuff. Don’t believe us? Check out the craziest (but still kinda awesome) sex fetishes, practices and customs out there.
Hey Babe, DTF?
As much as we love ‘em, guys aren’t always great at reading between the lines to realize that the “What are you doing tonight?” text you sent really means, “I want you to spend the night with me…and do things other than cuddle.” If you want your friends-with-benefits, late-night booty call or even your boyfriend to get the hint behind your sext, read Glamour’s list of texts that actually lead to sex.
Mr. Unavailable Never Looked So Fine
We’re all looking for Mr. Right -- but sometimes it’s okay to settle for Mr. Right Now. Especially if you get along and the sex is pretty awesome. The Frisky gives eight reasons why dating an unavailable man isn’t that bad of an idea after all.
Florist For Sale
Meet Dave: He’s a hopeless romantic searching for his true love -- just like the rest of us. But would you pay someone big money to find the right guy? Dave is -- he’s willing to pay someone $1,000 to introduce him to that special someone. No seriously -- see what Dave the florist looks for in the perfect woman on The Stir or below. (Hey, at least he’d always bring you flowers, right?)
