It was downhill all the way for R2D2 after The Return Of The Jedi
To buy: Litter Robots, $399 - $359.99 at Skymall.com
Cat Toilet Training System
Oh great, so we have to wait for the cat to finish the crossword before we can use the bathroom now too?
To buy: Cat Toilet Training System, $49.99 at Skymall.com
Pet Screen Kits
As you can see, the best thing about this product is the golden retriever that installs it for you.
To buy: Pet Screen Kits, $29.99 - $34.99 at Skymall.com
Kritter Kondo Outdoor Playpen
Great for all of those strictly indoor dogs.
To buy: Kritter Kondo Outdoor Playpen, $114.99 - $174.99 at Skymall.com
That is just flypaper, right?
To buy: Stikitty Mat, $19.99 – 29.99 at Skymall.com
Red Shoe Cat House
As a piece of modern art its importance is unquantifiable. As a cat toy, the reviews don’t lie. One star.
To buy: Red Shoe Cat House, $24.99 at Skymall.com
Urban Vogue Pet Strollers
We once met a woman pushing a fluffy white Persian cat around Central Park in one of these. Its name was Brad Pitt Cat. True story.
To buy: Urban Vogue Pet Strollers, $126.50 at Skymall.com
Cat Memorial Angel: Stone
And now in death, as in life, Dad can still trip over the cat.
To buy: Cat Memorial Angel: Stone, $24.95 at Skymall.com
The Chill Collar
If Fonzie here was any more chill, he’d be a snowball.
To buy: The Chill Collar, $33.99 - $39.99 at Skymall.com
Tension Mount Door Gate
The only tension mounting is whether or not the dog gets to eat the cat.
To buy: Tension Mount Door Gate, $99.95 at Skymall.com
Canine Genealogy Kit
“I just found out, I’m part skunk”.
To buy: Canine Genealogy Kit, $64.95 at Skymall.com
Astro 320 GPS Receiver and DC40
You could buy this, or you could just walk to the dumpster behind the Italian restaurant where she’ll be sharing a plate of spaghetti with that stray dog. Again.
To buy: Astro 320 GPS Receiver And DC40, $599.99 at Skymall.com
Pet Portables First Aid Kit
It’s meant for your pet, but we like the idea of your pet carrying it around for you. Imagine your French Bulldog wearing a Red Cross armband and patching up a booboo on your knee after a fall in the park.
To buy: Pet Portables First Aid Kit, $19.99 at Skymall.com
Phuket Luxury Pet Dining
Sometimes you just have to throw your arms in the air and say “Phuket, I’m splashing out on a luxury dining set for my dog.”
To buy: Phuket Luxury Pet Dining, $32 - $52 at Skymall.com