We've Gone Animal Crackers for Skymall's Funniest Pet Products

Is there anything you can't buy from Skymall? The weird and wonderful catalogue is working canine- to-five to bring you the craziest cat and dog items. Check out these 14 pet inventions...

Litter Robots

Skymall Litter Robot Photo


It was downhill all the way for R2D2 after The Return Of The Jedi

To buy: Litter Robots, $399 - $359.99 at Skymall.com

Cat Toilet Training System

Skymall Cat Toilet Training System


Oh great, so we have to wait for the cat to finish the crossword before we can use the bathroom now too?

To buy: Cat Toilet Training System, $49.99 at Skymall.com

Pet Screen Kits

Skymall Pet Screen Kit Photo


As you can see, the best thing about this product is the golden retriever that installs it for you.

To buy: Pet Screen Kits, $29.99 - $34.99 at Skymall.com

Kritter Kondo Outdoor Playpen

Skymall Kritter Kondo Outdoor Playpen Photo


Great for all of those strictly indoor dogs.

To buy: Kritter Kondo Outdoor Playpen, $114.99 - $174.99 at Skymall.com

Skititty Mat

Skymall StiKitty Mat Photo


That is just flypaper, right?

To buy: Stikitty Mat, $19.99 – 29.99 at Skymall.com

Red Shoe Cat House

Skymall Red Shoe Cat House Photo


As a piece of modern art its importance is unquantifiable. As a cat toy, the reviews don’t lie. One star.

To buy: Red Shoe Cat House, $24.99 at Skymall.com

Urban Vogue Pet Strollers

Skymall Urban Vogue Pet Stroller Photo


We once met a woman pushing a fluffy white Persian cat around Central Park in one of these. Its name was Brad Pitt Cat. True story.

To buy: Urban Vogue Pet Strollers, $126.50 at Skymall.com

Cat Memorial Angel: Stone

Skymall Cat Memorial Angel Stone Photo


And now in death, as in life, Dad can still trip over the cat.

To buy: Cat Memorial Angel: Stone, $24.95 at Skymall.com

The Chill Collar

Skymall The Chill Collar Photo


If Fonzie here was any more chill, he’d be a snowball.

To buy: The Chill Collar, $33.99 - $39.99 at Skymall.com

Tension Mount Door Gate

Skymall Tension Mount Door Gate Photo


The only tension mounting is whether or not the dog gets to eat the cat.

To buy: Tension Mount Door Gate, $99.95 at Skymall.com

Canine Genealogy Kit

Skymall Canine Genealogy Kit Photo


“I just found out, I’m part skunk”.

To buy: Canine Genealogy Kit, $64.95 at Skymall.com

Astro 320 GPS Receiver and DC40

Skymall Astro 320 GPS Photo


You could buy this, or you could just walk to the dumpster behind the Italian restaurant where she’ll be sharing a plate of spaghetti with that stray dog. Again.

To buy: Astro 320 GPS Receiver And DC40, $599.99 at Skymall.com

Pet Portables First Aid Kit

Skymall Pet Portables First Aid Kit Photo


It’s meant for your pet, but we like the idea of your pet carrying it around for you. Imagine your French Bulldog wearing a Red Cross armband and patching up a booboo on your knee after a fall in the park.

To buy: Pet Portables First Aid Kit, $19.99 at Skymall.com

Phuket Luxury Pet Dining

Skymall Phuket Luxury Pet Dining Photo


Sometimes you just have to throw your arms in the air and say “Phuket, I’m splashing out on a luxury dining set for my dog.”

To buy: Phuket Luxury Pet Dining, $32 - $52 at Skymall.com

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