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From celeb-inspired sex positions to the man who dedicated a haiku to every woman he's slept with, don't miss the best of love and sex news from around the web.
Will Bang For Cronuts
The cronut craze has officially gone too far. The Huffington Post reports a New York man turned to Craigslist to find a "dirty little slut" who's "willing to blow me in exchange for a genuine cronut." Yeah. A cronut costs $5, by the way.
Ever Given a Zooeyjob?
We all have celebrity crushes, but some personalities are so big, they require their own sex position. Nicki Minaj a Trois, anyone? See if your favorite celeb made the cut on The Frisky, and check out more must-try sex positions here.
Um, There's Anti-Freeze in Your Lube
Ever wondered what's in your lube? Apparently the human anatomy is pretty similar to a car, considering many major brands included ingredients commonly found in brake fluid and anti-freeze. Vroom vroom? See more on Your Tango.
A Haiku For You, and You, and You, and You...
Every girl secretly has a thing for poets, but this guy might have taken it a little too far. HowAboutWe has the collected works of a London writer who dedicated a haiku to every woman he's ever slept with.
Talk About Relationship Drama
Think you're a cinephile? Wait until you see these couples. Check out these movie-inspired engagement shoots over at HowAboutWe. From Harry Potter to Breakfast at Tiffany's, there's something for every film buff.
The Real Mr. Darcy! (If Only)
Don't freak out, but Mr. Darcy is real. Also, he's 12 feet tall and lives in a lake in London. Confused? So is everyone who's seen the giant fibreglass statue of a wet Colin Firth in London. The Daily Mail has the full scoop.
Worst. Bridezilla. Ever.
And we thought putting up with ugly bridesmaids' dresses was rough. The Stir reports that one insane bride sent a deranged Facebook message to a guest who had -- get this -- only given her $100 in cash as a gift. Wow. When is wedding season over?