Election day might have been a week ago, but according to the New York Post celebrities around the entertainment industry are casting their votes in a heated battle for who will win this season’s Dancing With The Stars. Will it be Mario “Slater” Lopez or Emmitt “NFL Hall of Famer” Smith. Let’s take it to the air waves. Howard Stern says his money is on Lopez, but mostly because he has prior dancing experience which he lied about at the beginning of the season.
Alex Trebek from Jeopardy thinks Emmitt Smith is going to take home the crown and the… hey wait a second what do these people win at the end of the show? A million dollars? Come to think of it, I’m not sure they win anything. How is that fair? Isn’t the preparation for this show simply grueling? Anyone know what the big prize is?
Well, I’m not voting because I still want Jerry Springer to win.