The punchy music blares ... Tom Bergeron is in the house, giving up lame joke after lame joke. This can only mean one thing: it's time for Dancing with the Stars! I don't know about you, but I can barely contain my glee. Season 4 kicks off with a professional dance extravaganza to "Ballroom Blitz", proving right off the bat (as if there were any doubt) that this show is the cheesiest, hokiest, schmaltziest, most shameless show on TV. Right after The View. For their first public dances, the celebrity/professional duos tackle the foxtrot and cha cha cha. Who will dance their way to the top and who will be sent packing? It's anyone's guess with this season's odd cast of characters. Let's get down to the recap -- after the jump!