'Dancing with the Stars' Recap: Ochocinc-no

It's Brooke! In a bandage dress! That, for me, will be the lasting impression I have of this season. Not Kate's horrible dancing or Niecy's flower in her hair or Maks shirtless. It will be Brooke Burke in a bandage dress. Because that is ALL SHE WEARS! It's ridiculous. She also has a really small face. Like all of her features are in the middle of her face and then she has extra face space above and below.

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. Oh, and tonight we will get to see the second round of the college dance championship. It's what the people have been clamoring for! I know last night, I was like, "Screw all this dancing with the stars, and the reason I watch the show! I'd like to see some college groups do mediocre dance routines. That would be rad."


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