I don't know who's going home tonight, but I'll tell you one thing: whatever happens, it's going to happen LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! Samantha promises us that it's "an incredible night of entertainment and elimination." That sounds... kind of dirty, doesn't it? Tom reminds us that they didn't reveal who was second to last in the previous week, so really, anyone could be down in the bottom and eligible for elimination. Does anyone else think that Toni is getting younger each week? She looks like a teenager at this point. Brooke observes in her confessional that she's worried, due to the judges' compliments, that people don't realize how hard she's working. Misty tells us that Maks pushes her because he knows that she can be better. Susan Lucci is so thin and she has that Tori Spelling canyon in between her implants. It's even more disturbing in an older woman; I'm not looking forward to seeing how Tori Spelling ages if Susan is any indication. Kim tells us that she wants to come back so that she can wear different outfits and you can kind of feel Mark cringe as she talks.
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