Hey, guys and girls! Welcome back. Can you believe it's been four months since last season? It feels like just yesterday. And did everyone see Tom Bergeron on the Emmys? Despite an overall horrible-osity for the show, Tom was natural and loose, unlike some other people (Howie Mandel). Seriously, can we all just agree that Howie Mandel's career is now over after that atrocity? None of the hosts were good, but at least most of them looked ashamed of how poorly it was going. Boo.
But anyway, now Tom gets to go back to doing what he does best -- hosting reality dancing shows. In the opening, Tom promises us it's the biggest season ever. Biggest? Like in star quality? Because I've got to be honest -- I'm not that thrilled with any of the celebs this season. I mean, I'm sure one or two of them will grow on me, but when the announcement was made, I was kind of like, "Oh. That person? Huh." Tom boasts that the celebs had to learn two dances this week. Well, they tried to -- time will tell if any dancing was actually learned. Oh, the saddest moment of the Emmys was when Tom let rip with a LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE and all the snobby TV people had no idea what he was doing. Sad.
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