Showbizspy is reporting that my favorite nutjob ever to grace the TV airwaves has signed on to do the British Reality TV show, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. David is reportedly getting paid 300,000 pounds to spend three weeks in the Australian jungle. Honestly, I think if we pool together our savings maybe we could get him to stay there for good. Here's my concern about David in the jungle, how is he going to survive without booze, pills and family drama for so long. The show which begins November13th, will only be airing in the U.K., so us Americans who are utterly obsessed with "The Hoff," won't be able to get our fix. Sure we'll get our own dose of David when he returns to America's Got Talent sometime next year, but it just won't be the same as seeing him sweat and suffer in Australia's summer heat. And I was serious about the pooling together of our money, so let me know if you're in.
