The Story of Lucy and Jessie: Everyone's telling lies this week -- even more than usual: Mike and Katherine say she has to do her taxes instead of camping. Susan invites her boss over under false pretenses. Orson and Bree cover up his stealing. Lynette negotiates a higher salary by inflating another offer. She also lies about her age, more than once. Gaby gets Lynette a job, but doesn't tell her the real reason. Carlos tells Gaby his new hire is his old roommate, rather than his ex-girlfriend. Edie investigates Creepy Dave, and doesn't tell him, while he continues to lie to everyone about everything.