Desperate Housewives: Recap!

Happy Monday (or something...),

For as much as I'm so over Eva Longoria, I'm feeling for her a little bit lately. The diva has split from San Antonio Spurs star Tony Parker. But hey, at least she can channel all that break up energy off-set into her nasty on-screen divorce, right?

I wasn't expecting last night's Desperate Housewives to be so action-packed! Even after finding out her fiancee was a psycho killer who murdered his ex-wife, Bree decided to go ahead and marry Orson, after a long, uh, two-week engagement.

After standing up in my own best friend's wedding, I completely related to the way Susan, Lynette and Gaby felt about their duties as bridesmaids. The original lime green, or as Susan called them, key lime, bridesmaids dresses were hideous! Still, it took some guts to tell perfectionist Bree that.

Besides all the wedding planning, kooky Nora found a new boyfriend in this episode -- a parolee covered in tattoos who looked like he hadn't bathed in a month. Lynette couldn't have been happier, though, because it got Nora away from her family -- until, Mr. Grunge broke up with Nora, that is.

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