'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Chiffarobes & Secret Foes

Appropriately enough, Mary Alice's voiceover this week is about humiliation. Who's getting humiliated? Everybody. Everybody on the show, but also you and me.

From the top, we got Gabby trying to shove Bob in the gay box so they can plan weddings together and watch movies about Kim Cattrall's vagina together and put on makeup together and all that stuff gay guys like. But then it turns out that he is a human being, not a horrible stereotype, which pisses Gabby off, because she has no idea what it's like to be treated like an object. But then Carlos decides he wants to be Bob's friend, so they act like normal human beings together for a few days and then Lee convinces Gabby that Bob and Carlos are going to do it, gaywise. Given that Bob and Carlos are the two hottest guys on the show, it's a compelling thought.

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