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Susan gets sentenced for shooting Katherine -- to community service, picking up trash in an orange jumpsuit. Katherine drives by to mock and throws out a cup, landing herself in the same place. When they work together, Katherine ends up melting down and telling Susan she wins, and now Katherine will never find anyone else who will have sex five times in one day. Susan, upset, sees this as a challenge and tries to get Mike to have sex with her five times in a day. He makes it to three before telling her he can't anymore, and he only did that with Katherine because their relationship had nothing else in it but sex.
This seems to comfort Susan, though I wish they'd move on from this love triangle now that it's so obviously not a triangle at all. In the other side-plot of the episode, Lynette tries to finish up an important task at work before telling Carlos she's pregnant, and she does, but Gaby sees she's pregnant first and tells him. He pretends not to know and offers her a promotion in Florida or nothing, so he's not firing her; it's her choice whether to quit or move to Miami. It's pretty infuriating, actually, and reminds me that Carlos used to be an ass.
