'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Jodie Foster's Beaver

Stupid Julie (hi, Julie!) wants to give Susan her kidney, and also teams up with Mike to call Susan's mom and drunken aunt -- Susan makes them feel shitty about all of this, of course.

Then she turns her deformed kidney into a referendum on Sophie's terrible parenting -- like we couldn't tell from how Susan turned out -- and then we learn that Sophie's got secret cancer. Moderately touching, if it weren't about two horrible women reconciling rather than being run over by separate trucks.

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