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Lynette's feeling weird about her kids growing up -- despite also managing to babysit Susan while she's babysitting and more than likely killing Paige before she outgrows all her onesies -- which causes Tom to baby-talk at her and then bone her on the nursery floor. Where of course Susan catches them and sees Tom naked.
Yes, this is actually a storyline: Susan's obsession with "Tommy Tripod" which is what she calls him now, because she is the worst. You can fill in the blanks yourself, actually, because there's nothing new here and it's just so barfy, and somehow Tom still manages to turn this into a self-esteem thing and feel sorry for himself and be a huge tampon about it, because have you met Tom?