'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Pride & Prejudice & Mommies

Paul takes his prison bride Beth to a therapist, male, in the hopes that he'll instruct her to give it up. Instead, the guy tells them to start dating, and maybe someday Beth will -- through the power of haunted houses, potluck suppers and neighborhood picnics -- somehow turn from the kind of lunatic who would marry a murderer in jail to the kind of lunatic that would marry Paul Young. After their first date goes well, Paul leans in for the kiss, gets slapped instead, and kicks Beth out.


Since the only way that storyline could get creepier is if Susan were involved, Susan is involved. To head off Paul's attempt at blackmailing her, she comes clean to Mike about her lame pornography career.

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