Missed Last Night's Episode of 'Desperate Housewives'? Watch It Here!

So get this: Susan's entire storyline in this episode is about how she's sooo lucky that people are constantly dropping dead all around her, while she does things like benefit from their suicides and fall into their potted plants. Her dialysis buddy Dick finally kicks the bucket, and somehow bequeaths her his gambling problem, so then Susan spends the entire episode gambling, winning and crying.

Just when you think maybe she's going to develop a gambling problem or something cool like that, she finds a way to cry her butt off and talk about herself to a mind-numbing degree, something to the effect of, "Why is God such an butthole that I keep coming up roses when I deserve to be murdered one hundred different ways in slow motion?" And the show is like, "God is mysterious that way."

CLICK TO READ THE FULL RECAP

Watch the full episode below:

Connect with Us
Follow Our Pins

Yummy recipes, DIY projects, home decor, fashion and more curated by iVillage staffers.

Follow Our Tweets

The very dirty truth about fashion internships... DUN DUN @srslytheshow http://t.co/wfewf

On Instagram

Behind-the-scenes pics from iVillage.

Best of the Web