A lot happens this episode, but very little of it has to do with Creepy Dave, despite the developments last week. Basically, all he does is try to get Susan and MJ to go fishing with him, and then talks to the detectives, who are looking for Jackson (since he was locked in the bathroom during the fire). Then he sees Susan and Jackson together... Because they're getting married. Jackson proposes, Susan breaks down and confesses her love, and then Jackson's like, "Yeah, I need to not be deported to Canada." She feels humiliated but agrees to do it anyway, which is totally what's going to convince Creepy Dave that Jackson's his new guy to kill, I guess? I really hope not, but I can't see it ending any other way.
Meanwhile, Gaby goes without makeup to a big event because Juanita has self-esteem issues and wants to look more like her mom. Before a big photo-op, though, Gaby puts makeup on in the bathroom, totally disappointing Juanita. Gaby gives a lovely speech about how much Juanita needs to have on the inside, which Gaby didn't have as a model.
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