Did Paris Have the Cooties?

There are three theories on what was actually wrong with Paris that deemed her "in need of medical attention.' 1) Paris was about to have a nervous breakdown -- see her "fragile mental state." 2) Paris was suicidal -- see above. 3) Paris had the cooties.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend knows this guy, who hangs with a kid, who's girlfriend has a brother who works in the sheriff's office that booked Paris (breathe), and he says, "Paris was released due to a severe, 'stress-induced' herpes outbreak and that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement." Believe what you want, I'm just so glad I've had the privilege of passing this on.

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